Move over rubber. Here's something tougher!

"Mumblegore," Todd?

You will definitely be missed in the comments that night..

That's a bummer. I actually moved my standing Wednesday-night date to Tuesdays so I wouldn't miss it.

Wait, did I say "costume"? I meant "uniform." Superheroes wear costumes.

How do you know I'm not?

Wouldn't one of us have to get naked for it to count as performance art?

Will Skinned Cow Man be this season's Rubber Man? Tune in and find out!

I'm familiar with the places where werewolves tend to shit.

Don't sizzle fat, Sizzlean!

Someone in this town is trying to burn the forehead down.

I've only got one. I'm wearing it right now.

I actually added two (Hostages and The Michael J. Fox Show) thanks to the helpful links in this article. I'm still only up to five, though.

I see the flopping, but not the sweating.

Tres.

And we all know what a sad Dika looks like. Not a pretty sight.

Superjail! devolved into random violence too often for my tastes. China, IL, on the other hand, devolves into violent randomness with just the right frequency for me to dig it.

They're covering the singular of that.

Dads and, uhh, Dads, I guess.

I got an American Horror Story notification for this?