So, what you're saying is

I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!

Of the eleven Paul Naschy/Waldemar Daninsky movies that are extant, I have seen nine of them. This will be the tenth.

See above.

I would say it counts.

La bestia y la espada mágica

My first exposure to Squeeze was the song "Hourglass," which MTV played for about a week and a half.

Wait, Archer's going to be on FXX, too? What a rip.

Right now, the knowledge that it's the full moon and I have a werewolf movie waiting at home for me to watch tonight.

It's true, I'm not huge on musicals

Once again, I'm reminded of Space Ghost's curt dismissal of the show, when Jeff Probst was the guest on Coast to Coast, as "a bunch of naked guys… dancing around, killing each other."

I'm going to watch the pilot, and if he doesn't bring enough crazy I'm going to drop the show like a hot poker.

Where did you learn that little tidbit? I got it straight from the horse's mouth.

Free the gays, and their butts will follow.

Does Dylan McDermott have a Bad Lieutenant-level performance in him?

I feel that way about the first season of American Horror Story. If I hadn't been watching it from week to week (and tearing it a new one alongside my fellow commenters), I'm sure I would have given up on it a few episodes in.

This is pretty far from terrible.

I wonder if she's robbing Paul to pay peters.

He had a great supporting role in John Dies at the End.

According to the commentary, there actually was a subplot that was cut out of this episode about Toby's incipient gambling addiction.