Are you purposely trying to make a serpent baby?

There you go again on your own.

Have I mentioned that my snakes are filled with water?










My snakes are filled with water.

Snakes alive!

It's not great, but James Woods is clearly having a lot of fun. And the movie as a whole isn't as rock-stupid as this one is.

That nested flashback structure was devised by Carpenter after he finished writing the screenplay in a straightforward fashion and realized the story wasn't that interesting when told in order. His efforts to dress it up didn't do much to change that.

I love this film's soundtrack, but that's about all.

And how many of those are actually worth watching?

The last thing you want to do is get those instructions mixed up.

Actually, he was Carpenter's original choice for the role of the prisoner being transported, but the producers vetoed him, so he got a supporting part instead as a consolation prize. Some consolation.

Hey, do you have any idea how few space westerns there are? They're scraping the bottom of the barrel as it is.

The song in this article is by Talking Heads.

This is not Serenity, so I guess you know what to do.

That's an amazing screenshot

Even if there is, I'll bet his bullets aren't significant.

I love these guys.

You're most welcome.

I spent a great deal of my weekend on planes and waiting to get on planes, so I was able to plow right through all 600 pages of Kurt Eichenwald's The Informant.

Hey, @Scrawler2:disqus. Did you happen to see this article?

In my webcomic, I once posited the idea of him doing a one-Dinobot show entitled Me, Grimlock!