If Big Sur is the only Bay Area-adjacent city there is, then Big Sur it is.

Ahhhhhhhhh, honey honey.

"I stole if from that Borgnine guy."

DJ Shadow knows how to mix (and mix well). He can mix just about any record. Also, he's local… well, local-adjacent, since he's from Davis, CA.

DJ Shadow knows how to mix (and mix well). He can mix just about any record. Also, he's local… well, local-adjacent, since he's from Davis, CA.

Phish heads and Juggalos form a crusty Venn diagram.

Phish heads and Juggalos form a crusty Venn diagram.

Bolaño, if he has a contemporary equivalent, would be the Mexican author Alberto Chimal.

Bolaño, if he has a contemporary equivalent, would be the Mexican author Alberto Chimal.

Great, now we get to Load: Extended Play.

Great, now we get to Load: Extended Play.

That will distract him from the music he's not making, and from the fights he isn't promoting with The Money Team Promotions outfit he has/d going on with Floyd Mayweather.

That will distract him from the music he's not making, and from the fights he isn't promoting with The Money Team Promotions outfit he has/d going on with Floyd Mayweather.

Dr. Dre making $100 million off of selling overrated, faulty headphones? Lyle Lanley would be proud.

Dr. Dre making $100 million off of selling overrated, faulty headphones? Lyle Lanley would be proud.

The Homer They Fall had it all—music by both Redman and War.

The Homer They Fall had it all—music by both Redman and War.

All of the above, but the Pavement reunion scenario seems more likely.

All of the above, but the Pavement reunion scenario seems more likely.

Maybe he's angling for a Yacht Rock spinoff… something where He reprises his role as James Ingram, and he and Michael McDonald chase their nemesis, Jimmy Buffet all around the Caribbean, leaving a trail of smoothness in their wake.