Darwyn Cooke, Abe Vigoda, Dave Mirra, Amber Rayne… the only consolation that searching "R.I.P" on the site search function serves right now is reminding me that Lemmy died BEFORE New Years.

That Champions track is fucking dirty. Between that and the Pusha track from the other day, G.O.O.D. music is on point right now.

Bob Hope is God.

I have a lot more faith in Rian Johnson bringing the weird than Gareth Edwards.

The sunglasses are tortoise shell.

No, I just don't live in fear of imagined authority.

tbf maybe the article could have actually included the part where he clearly states that he doesn't support Trump and stands firmly behind Sanders, rather than two paragraphs of willful disingenuousness.

And the fact that 98% of the chucklefucks around here don't read any further than the headline means you should get the fucking headline right.

If this website never published another article that touched on music licensing in any way shape or form ever again, I would die happy.

Were you expecting a Katie Rife newswire to make a coherent point? That's on you, bud.

Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!

I guess I'm not surprised that this website is full of Giant Fucking Nerds, but if someone actually needed to attend classes in order to succeed in High School, I feel fucking sorry for them.

I feel like improv and stand-up kinda trade off being the "Cool" form of comedy at any given time and the the last decade + was dominated by improv/sketch comedians. The last few years have seen a lot of younger standups break out (John Mulaney, Aziz Ansari) so that's kinda where the fresh ideas are right now. Of…

And who the fuck even watched the last two?

I like how all the shitty accounts are coming out against beer today.

Delete your account.

I'm glad I stopped reading this fucking thing after Shea Hennum's opening pile of bullshit.

I wish we still made Bush add an X to their name. That was a fun time.

Holy shit this song is beautiful.

Shit, I meant to list Moving Mountains, not Choose Bronze. I was pretty drunk last night.