I like to imagine that Max Shreck came completely from Christopher Walken. I imagine him being approached to play Penguin or some other villain.

"A terror tale … about bug-eyed aliens … growing … "in … Keanu Reeves … giant … nuts!"

AVC fanfic!? The Rubicon now lies behind you.

I'm a bit lost in this thread but does anyone know where I can play poker online?

I thought Charlie's directorial debut was "The Nightman Cometh"?

Pushing Daisies showed about as much Chenoweth boobage that can be allowed with invoking the wrath of the FCC.

Are you talking about the episode of Pushing Daisies where they pulled a clown car full of clowns out of a lake?

Porn version of Quantum Of Solace? I'd go with Quite A Ton of Sluts

Speaking of Prince of Thieves, did you know that everything I dooooo I do it for youuuuu.

I remember when there were actual forums and you could create your own threads.

Woody isn't any smarter than Diane though, he just thinks he is.

Here, your wait is over:
http://tinyurl.com/6z3r67

You should kick your sister out of your family.

"Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?"

Vegas just put the over/under on pathetic comments at 150.

In Nabin's defense, his parents are unnaturally sexy.

Confused
I really wish this column had more straightforward grades. Without the grade I'm a bit lost as to whether Nabin enjoyed this movie or not.

*unzips pants*

Inhuman a.i.
"The opponent A.I. displays borderline inhuman driving skills."

Did someone mention the Meth Drug-den "Fizz Creek"? I thought they busted that place.