So, anyone else heard about this "Last Chance Kitchen" thing?  Apparently, (some of? all of?) the eliminated chefs will take part in "secret" battles to win a chance to get back into the main competition.  Could be interesting, yes.  I find it much more likely that this'll be lame as all fuck.  Especially since this…

All hail Barry Lee Hobart!  As a child, I was forever glued to the set whenever Shock Theater was on.  Hell, Dr. Creep even used to live several blocks away from me (and he always drove a hearse; nice touch).

Again with the no Rome?

My own personal Muppets backlash started quite some time ago, actually.  It started as soon as they became lovable mascots for the current ironic generation.  Of course, Jason Segel signing onto this project as writer helped matters not one iota.

The Godfather II takes this in a walk.  Sure, once again, Michael Corleone has defeated all his enemies, but at the cost of losing both his family and his own soul.  That final shot is the single greatest movie ending ever.

Do we really have to wait the whole season out for Van Alden to off her?  Couldn't he do it, like, this coming Sunday? 

Where da bruthas in this shit?

@avclub-a47cbe66c8ef5ec4ec54aea47c6ef401:disqus, just what the hell is that supposed to mean?

All you Black Eyed Peas haters are wrong!  Wrong, wrong, WRONG!