There's a video game store near where I live that has a cashier that cards everyone who buys mature rated games. I think its pretty funny as I'm 24 and watching him card customers in their forties and fifties. It might be annoying for someone in a hurry but in fairness if you're in a hurry, you probably shouldn't be…

I'd bet there aren't many in Mexico either.

I'd bet there aren't many in Mexico either.

He should actually write a novel that is completely incoherent just to see if by putting his name on it gets it on one of the bestseller lists.

He should actually write a novel that is completely incoherent just to see if by putting his name on it gets it on one of the bestseller lists.

IFC is the only uncensored network I get since, I'm not willing to pay for any extra channels.

IFC is the only uncensored network I get since, I'm not willing to pay for any extra channels.

@K. Thrace The obvious solution, when warned about a gunman coming to your class is to get the fuck out of your classroom, or at least knock over your desk and refuse to stop cowering behind it during the lecture.

@K. Thrace The obvious solution, when warned about a gunman coming to your class is to get the fuck out of your classroom, or at least knock over your desk and refuse to stop cowering behind it during the lecture.

All of your opinions and all of the opinions of the commentators are shit. …Nothing further.

All of your opinions and all of the opinions of the commentators are shit. …Nothing further.

If you haven't seen Paranormal Activity and are curious, just watch the parts of any of those ghost hunting shows where they turned off the lights for some reason. It's much shorter and essentially the same thing, night vision cameras and nothing.

If you haven't seen Paranormal Activity and are curious, just watch the parts of any of those ghost hunting shows where they turned off the lights for some reason. It's much shorter and essentially the same thing, night vision cameras and nothing.

Fair enough, I like your consistency. Keep doing what you love.

Fair enough, I like your consistency. Keep doing what you love.

Shit, you just described a lot more than stand up comedy. People worried about brutally short lives have no need for comics, authors, actors, musicians… Why are you on AV Club again?

Shit, you just described a lot more than stand up comedy. People worried about brutally short lives have no need for comics, authors, actors, musicians… Why are you on AV Club again?

That being said, I'm glad Disney is actually investing in some good shows with Phineas and Ferb and Gravity Falls. Disney's live action shows have got to be some of the worst things on TV (seriously, a live action show with a talking dog and a laugh track?). Korra is just about the only new thing still worth watching…

That being said, I'm glad Disney is actually investing in some good shows with Phineas and Ferb and Gravity Falls. Disney's live action shows have got to be some of the worst things on TV (seriously, a live action show with a talking dog and a laugh track?). Korra is just about the only new thing still worth watching…

Phineas and Ferb is a great show, but honestly it seems to be running out of steam. The newer episodes just don't live up to the first season in my opinion. AV Club you missed your chance.