Agreed. The best way to truly learn a language is to go into a country where that language is spoken and exploit the locals.

I love his coffee, too.

There was that Cheers episode with the gay witchhunt. GLAAD loved it, but it was such a weird tone for Cheers.

I could have taken 4 years of high school Spanish, with straight A's, but I'd always be lost watching Univision. It would be like taking ESL courses with the Micro Machines guy as your teacher.

He'd be great if they ever did a Spanish version of "The Running Man." Or a Spanish version of "Slumdog Milliionaire." Or a Spanish version of "Quiz Show".

Is Sabado that one where they blindfold some woman and then have her stick her hand through a hole, and there's a mystery animal on the other side?

Does your cable package not have the Self Immolation Channel?

Toynbee Tiles? Sounds like a case for Tobolowsky Files.

Behind Dee's back, fellow detectives call him Encyclopedia Brown.

We have a saying around here: Get used to it, Hitler.

Your post has inspired me to do a new one-joke tumblr.

"I Know My First Name is Steven"

Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit.

I hated playing Anne Frank because she'd also go for it on 4th down.

He was no Arian Foster.

Lipton is nice, but I'd gravitate towards her daughter.

a Larry the Cable Guy fathead in a light breeze

I love the smell of mustard and biscuits in the morning… Smells like potted meat.

If I were him, I'd just retire, live off my pension, and set up a modest gem business on eBay.

Or the Higgins Boys.