Scooby-Doo can doo-doo - But Loki is jokey

So what you're saying is that you drank two drinks in 2.5 hours?

And the silver lining here is that it's fun action blockbuster movie season! Superheroes and explosion and boobs and guns and handsome white men and fun at the movies!! Last year's lineup was so impossibly stacked that I'm incredibly excited to see what this year has to offer

Cam'ron probably too busy screen-printing his likeness onto bedspreads (which is - honestly - also a very worthy use of his time)

See you in Queens, D

Those people should've just bought tickets to see Nick Cannon instead, because he's hilarious

Was I supposed to be reading this comment to the tune of that Barenaked Ladies song?

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It's hard to talk about the "quality" of a show that's 100% improv and is neither produced nor edited in a significant way, but this is starting to look a lot like the comments on youtube so I'll just back away slowly

It's really calming for me to turn my brain almost completely off for a solid 12-30 minutes per day. Also - Danny a is very genuine, sweet, and funny guy and a pleasure to listen to; it's a nice contrast to Arin's batshit insanity (which is good, too, in small doses)

I was thinking of getting ME3 for my WiiU just so I could spend more time with the console (plus I've been itching for a replay). Can anyone speak to the quality of the port? Any cool gamepad integration?

Would you guys think less of me if I admitted to watching game grumps on a daily basis? If so, then I take this comment back.

I don't think there's a way to realistically play through the entire series without Garrus as your #1. Even when my Shep had similar powers to Garrus, I still couldn't let go of that sweet Turian

Loved how the animators teased you by having him wave the quill over the flame a few times before it ignited - it made the joke land so much better when it actually did go up in flames

Really one of the funnier episodes of the series. I was cracking up at Jamie's OOF after Garnet pat him on the back

Everything happening above that man's neck is an absolute nightmare

Oops, I also just trademarked Dikachu™™™, so now you must forfeit your likes and online brand to me

I just trademarked Internet Snark™, so now you owe me money for that comment. I accept checks.

I was at a bar the other day discussing with my friends what our go-to dick emoji was - suddenly the [female] bartender chimed in "DEFINITELY EGGPLANT." I, on the other hand, will continue to use corncob undauntedly.

Is Teti the official AV Club emoji editor?