Josh Brolin, you guys

I remember that Hulk Vs DVD they released a few years back being pretty great and a lot of fun. Loved how they used Deadpool in it (and didn't Nolan North voice him, or am I misremembering?)

Hi penchant for dramatically quoting and referencing movies is one of my favorite sides of the character that the show has explored. It really humanizes him somehow

I'd like some Norm Macdonald, please. They're both Canadian! The jokes write themselves!!

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"Dude, your balls totally rule."

"…and I've read Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life."

"You've got to love the Negro man" -Dewey Cox

"Thanks for saving us from ourselves!" -Black people everywhere

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What makes his douchebaggery so palatable is the fact that he's self-aware about it. He wasn't expecting to be cheered when rushing the stage at the Grammy's - he was even pretty coy about it. I got the sense that he was acknowledging "yes, this is a shitty thing to do, but it's necessary that I deliver this message…

"I wanna fuck you hard on the sink. After that, I'll get you something to drink."

I don't think that those words have ever been said by an actual female person. It's typically guys putting those words in their mouths

I'd love to see him just swing into a scene unnanounced. Have the characters already be aware of him, and assume that the audience is as well. Just have it be: here is Spider-Man; he exists - Deal with it.

Parker lives in Forest Hills (right?) - that's only about 12 miles away from Midtown Manhattan - and the entire battle in Avengers was contained to only a few square blocks. I don't see how they can explain their way out of that

When he got the [rare] chance to be quippy and funny, I thought he fit the part really well. It's the dark and brooding stuff that didn't really land

You would have to assume, though, that he would be young, because, for Spider-Man to work in the Marvel Universe, they'd have to find a way to explain him not being around while aliens were invading New York in the first movie. Only way to really do that is have him not be Spider-Man yet

I really liked Andrew Garfield - am I the only one?

"J - E - T - OH GODDAMN IT - S" is actually the proper version of the chant

That's a little harsh