The fact that they didn't even bother to script dialogue trees for the fetch missions you get from folks farting around the Citadel, I think, sent a really mixed message to players and blurred the tone of the game a bit. The game designers are telling you "This doesn't matter because the universe is at stake!!!" but…

The thing is that it made perfect sense from a narrative standpoint, but the execution was botched terribly. Being the third game in a trilogy, it needed to have a sense of urgency, but the lack of quieter moments really hurt the game in the long-run. One of my favorite moments was just [literally] shooting the shit…

So- does this mean no penetration?

That's way too awful to be true.
Please tell me it's not true.

He is a zoidBERG, after all

Makes sense. I've always heard a pretty strong smack of Borscht-Belt vaudevillian in it (or at least what I imagine it to sound like). Still, though, I wonder if there's any real logic behind some of his pronunciations (robit, etc) beyond "it sounds hilarious"

Also his pronunciation of "sandwich" is hilarious

CAN'T WAIT for Rex to win a Super Bowl in 2-3 years in Atlanta. I wish nothing but the best for that guy. He deserves better than us.

You mean there are ads that are not either two-year colleges or Seamless? That shit is all a bunch of white-noise to me, and I honestly don't think I've ever noticed a Netflix ad underground. There was a time this summer, though, when a few cars were wrapped with American Dad! decals. That was pretty cool.

Most of Netflix' advertising is pretty self-contained. I guess they realize that they won't court any new subscibers on the promise of a Daredevil series, so I'll assume that, as the release date approaches, they'll wrap the site with Daredevil promotions and shove it in our collective faces

Cuomo is pretty well-known in NY (down-state at least) for tossing up a big middle-finger at the State's Republicans, and, despite the fact that most of this state leans significantly to the right, he's very popular and has just coasted to re-election. I think he's a pretty cool guy. He has just the right amount of…

RESISTANCE IS MEW-TILE

"white guilt" gets me every time

It works out sometimes, though - case-in-point: the voice work in Guardians of the Galaxy

White supermen shoot lasers from their eyes like *this*
Black supermen shoot lasers from their eyes like that

Can someone please go to 1:03 on the video, and tell me whether those two men are billed as Chopsticks Pornstars or if I'm just crazy

She also was super mean to Action Bronson (who seems to be an all-around really cool dude), and I did not appreciate that one bit

Iggy Azalea is not very good
Azalia Banks is not very good
But the Rhymenocerous is very very good!

Episode 1: "Why do they call them fingers if they can't fing"

All things considered and in light of its many flaws, playing those three games was probably the best all-around gaming experience of my life