And Roger is learning French! I never could have imagined circumstances through which that would have seemed possible. The only thing better than standard Rogerisms might be Rogerisms in French.

Dylan not funky enough? This guy's got no direction home.

The best thing Stephen Colbert could possibly do in this department would be to bring Dylan back as his first musical guest. With Alex Trebek.

I would be happy with that ending for Huell so long as he hasn't taken hormonal supplements to help him nurse human infants.

♫ You can check-out any time Huell-ike, but you can never leave ♫

I'm getting out of the meth business. I wanna new drug.

Huell regret this in a very big way.

Beats Belize.

I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?

I'll take 'em all, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that I really need a Helena as Sarah as Beth doll. Maybe I can convince my artistic daughter to do the necessary modifications. If it works, maybe she can resell 'em on Etsy.

I would gladly pay $20 each for Helena and Felix Funko dolls. And I don't even know what a Funko doll might be.

Can't talk, seeing Flanders. Later, sex.

…such diverse characters as a tail, a phone, and someone’s hair.

I prefer my breadsticks to be made of fried chicken. When will they introduce the meatball parmagiana double-chicken breadstick sandwich? With a side of breadsticks, of course.

I believe that her "crime" was being a consummate One Percenter that tread where she had no business but her entitlement. Within the small world of sports owners, she was likely no worse than the majority (and probably much better in the end). I suspect that being a woman played a huge role in her villification. My…

C'mon, everybody has committed a "mortal sin" or two, that's a part of the human condition and that's how Catholicism justifies its existence. Nobody is suggesting that Joan Kroc was a "bad person" in any existential sense, just that she was a "vile old bat" who redeemed herself through philanthropy. Was "vile old…

Das ist die Dinosaurierscheißeporno, Dummkoph.

Oops, yeah, I didn't read the article carefully enough. It appears that Dern is playing a first wife, whose existence never crossed my mind. When I hear "Mrs. Kroc" I think of Joan Kroc, who I remember as a vile old bat that redeemed herself in the end by leaving an absurd fortune to NPR. But I now see that she was…

Ray Kroc died in January, 1984, at which point Joan inherited and took over the team. They made it to their first World Series that year and lost, after which the lady decimated the team. They did not recover for 15 years.

Joan Kroc was a manipulative and controlling mother who wouldn't even let her son-in-law run the San Diego Padres without interference after Ray's death, ensuring the team's continuing ineptitude through the 80s and 90s. As Goose Gossage put it, the boss "just listens to what Mom says" while the lovely Joan was…