Animated GIFs of their love scene will be this year's Rick Roll.

I am impressed that she beat Gwyneth P. to having a child named "Mamie Gummer."

Can't blame her for that. If only her husband hadn't had delusions of grandeur and gotten himself killed, the Plastic Ono Band would surely be backing up Eric Clapton on today's oldies tour circuit.

Breaking up expensive coffee mugs is far less tragic than her previous efforts.

Is his head a bit triangular? Yes, yes it is.

Franco will be Big Mac Guy to John Hodgman's BK Guy.

In this day and age, even Libertarians would be able to get laid if not for the fact that they insist on being paid.

Actually, not until your daughters were married off to wealthier barbarians.

Those darn Magyars are always hungary.

Did anyone determine whether Kate ever reached Mrs. Thurston Howell III's record for lovely new outfits on a deserted island?

The Walking Dead made a funny point of Michonne spending an hour brushing her teeth when they reached civilization. Funny, because her teeth and hair never once seemed less than perfectly clean during the seasons in hell.

She peaked when she was still jail bait. The shark bait thing is just sad.

Other than Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and the winding-down Mad Men, nothing on any of AMC's channels is doing very much better.

A global conspiracy of science involving the intersection of the military and private business, with intense personal dimensions, surrealistic interludes, brilliant characters, and great dancing. No chance they can dig deeper than 30 episodes?

She doesn't even love the mangoes so much as she's distrustful of those that conceal their whereabouts. If they won't tell her where the delicious, delicious mangoes are, they must be nefarious, in which case their compounds must be flattened in blazing infernos.

I didn't even know they allowed gay marriage in WWII-era Nagasaki.

Actually, he's only an automatic villain if he was Red Chinese (or a Confucian Chinaman). If he was a "martyr," he's allowed to be sympathetic (if not quite a heroic role model).

He's a rather inglourious basterd.

Played by the older guy from The X-Files, right?

The Cranes had a daughter? When did this happen? I must have been watching a different Sleepy Hollow. Or the young lady writing this has never seen the program.