They were reactive and completely unthoughtful. They came off as offended that their trustworthiness was questioned. I don't know how to characterize ripping a Bible and simplistically mocking "Jesus" as anything but petty.

Sympathetic? Well, he hasn't killed anyone in cold blood this season, but still, I won't mind a bit watching the Soviets mess with him severely. "We all have weaknesses, and they will find yours." Stan is more interesting, but still definitely needs to feel some real fear.

"Heads will roll…If I go down, you'll go down."

"…Elizabeth subtly referring to the service as “Youth Day,” which sounds vaguely totalitarian…"

It is absolutely bizarre that an educated Austrian with extensive experience working in developing nations would not only contract malaria, but be unable to procure life saving treatment. The obituaries/reports are strangely lacking in any details of the circumstances. What on earth really happened to the guy?

Not if Flash Gordon arrives in time to save the day!

I'm hoping that insipidness dilutes rather than concentrating, but I'm not good with chemistry.

Maybe each of them will prove to be only half as insipid as the pair.

No puns today! I won't take the bait and follow him, all o' yas.

Khruschev: Surely, we will bury you.
Hanks: I don't subscribe to that point of view. And stop calling me Shirley.

It doesn't seem to clearly indicate where whores go.

I wasn't privy to that.

Didn't the entitled little shit on that show just get killed? As his grandfather suggested, a wise king would never get caught with his pants down.

Piss off. Even fake spoilers are pretty shitty.

In Denver, the major road named "Alameda" is mispronounced All-a-MEE-da, while the road named "Lima," presumably after the town in Ohio (the streets on either side are Akron and Dayton), is pronounced LEE-ma rather than LIE-ma. Go figure.

Detroit was founded by the French in 1701, and nobody seems to understand me when I say that I'm originally from day-twa.

It was a sequel? Really?

Drop everything right now and get D2 and Major League 2. I had forgotten what a classic week that was for the immortal Sheen boys twenty years ago.

Just remember, All Dogs Go To Heaven.

Uh, wrong. I'm sure you read some "performance history" on some really authoritative-sounding site, but you really need to learn to use a little discernment before definitively pronouncing on questionable "facts." Do you really think your fanboy buddies have any idea what Prince played at each of his many, many…