Their millions of fans would have to buy re-branded shirts and hats and car flags and…hey, wait, why don't all the teams change their names every few years?

The lesson is: never try.

Oh yes, and the still-gorgeous Patti D'Arbanville mixing it up inter-racially with Paul Winfield was considered "bold."

Someone should use him as an avatar.

Just a few more weeks!

Careful, that's Baloo from Jungle Cubs you're talking about. And Spinelli from Recess. It scares me that you're right.

That is perhaps the most bizarrely poignant romantic moment of television ever.

I've only recently discovered Recess for the first time with my youngest children, and I can attest that it holds up brilliantly.

I am neither a woman nor a gay man, but when my tween daughter discovered this movie last year, we were both amazed that I could recall nearly every note of every song.

I never made the connection that she was part of the Dead Dog Records storyline in Wiseguy. That series completely blew me away when I was in college, and I would pay through the nose to get to see those episodes again. Pamela Adlon was Tanya Medley!

The truth is really "out there."

Yeah, what's wrong with the comic stylings of Patton Oswalt? He doesn't have much going on.

Oh, I got the impression that they spent at least an hour or two. Obviously, there was nothing to see!

So does anyone think that Rick will convince them to try farming! He's an expert! They look like some cool hipsters who may be convinced that the vegan way rules! Perhaps Beth is there already, laying the groundwork through song.

They actually did scope out the place. They didn't "see anything," so of course it made sense to all go in together and reveal themselves completely.

That's why I love the realism of Mad Men. Don Draper has to actually splash some water on his face and change his shirt in order to look like a million bucks after his three-day sleepless benders.

1930s NYC. So was Miss Hannigan a real witch? Perhaps Nookie Thompson's creepy stepson can be transformed into a newt.

I'll call for a car.

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) is truly sweet, but it ain't Tusk. Lee Pace is truly sweet, but he ain't Matthew Rhys. And Keri Russell wouldn't be caught dead in that blond wig.

Okay, this is starting to suck(le).