When I was younger, I watched Alfred Hitchcock and creepy, dark shit like that, so Rocko and Ren & Stimpy were just great for me. On the other hand, my brother is four years older than me and definitely preferred Doug to the other Nicktoons. Also, I hated all the female characters (even Judy) and the…

Anyone remember that episode where no words were said at all and all the information was conveyed through expression? It was like a food processor that eventually went to live in the desert and juiced cacti or something. It stuck out for me because it reminded me of like the old disney cartoons.

@Commissioner Heffer is a steer! He's got no balls.

Every stoner I know decides they are a Hufflepuff, because man, they just want everyone to chill out and not get involved.

Blaise was totally a black Slytherin. I'm bringing it back.

Yeah, I thought the other two didn't go through so I just said 'fuck it' and shortened it.

Ugh what the fuck. Triple posts.

Yeah, it's pretty lame
But I heard you get to make a username and get sorted and make potions and crap. Which is all I really want.

Yeah, it's pretty lame
But then I heard that, "you choose a magic username and begin your experience. As you move through the chapters, you can read and share exclusive writing from J.K. Rowling, and, just as Harry joins Hogwarts, so can you. You visit Diagon Alley, get sorted into a house, cast spells and mix potions…

Yeah, it's pretty lame
But then I heard that, "you choose a magic username and begin your experience. As you move through the chapters, you can read and share exclusive writing from J.K. Rowling, and, just as Harry joins Hogwarts, so can you. You visit Diagon Alley, get sorted into a house, cast spells and mix potions…

Well, shucks, that makes me disappointed but a little relieved. What an odd pairing.

Which is hilarious
Because she's dating a hobbit.

Really sad.
Everyone I know is pretty sad about this, and it happened 5 minutes from my house.

I'd say Snape is a major character, especially in the last book.

Durmstrang?

Voldemort is ridiculous
The way Ralph Fiennes portrays Voldemort makes me cringe in embarrassment, and I never get the badass-ery that I felt while reading the books.

I, too, as a woman find Ryan Reynolds to be attractive.

I even consider "Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen to be a bit of a novelty song.

Just snatch his ass in a bear trap. SNAP! No more stepdad. See you next time eating the pudding…

This movie convinced my friends to have the Daft Punk soundtrack play at their wedding next year.