I think that P. Pan's origin story involves being a child star in a large group of siblings with a hard-driving money-hungry parent, who, despite his trials and tribulations, becomes the king of molestation and dances in a Pepsi commercial.

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are you ZMF's cousin?

Nah, still only two.

I can think of at least two ways in which she wouldn't measure up for the part.

Bloodhound Gang fan detected…

What about Terriers(' XXX parody)?

I would like to think that Annie's Boobs would make an appearance, but I think that bestiality is still illegal.

Neckbeard, are you talking about an Invader Zim XXX parody of which I'm unaware?

Get back to /y/, Caret.

I'd rather see an Irritating Stick TV show.

It will be treated like a Japanese dating simulator with zombies in the background, and you know it.

No. Why the fuck would he have done that?

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i'm sorry.

Shit, THAT's the movie I remember half liking when I watched it hung over on network TV some Sunday years back. Know nothing of the book, but the first half or two thirds of it are pretty good as a silly B-movie affair, the last part was pretty stupid, where it turned out to be a sentient and communicative black blob.…

If the history of rock making has taught us anything, it's that no rock stays broken up forever when there is erosion, runoff, and hot lava and other things I never paid attention to in geology.

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@I'll register soon and that fucking video

I love Young Team, come on die young is meh, Happy Songs is awesome, 10 Rapid is pretty good (though not an "album"). Although to give you some context, I stopped listening to them because I disliked Mr Beast so thoroughly. I wouldn't say I hated it, It just sounded like the perfect soundtrack to a band whose future…

I believe Legionnaire's disease was invented by some lazy stoner in Michigan in the 70s who didn't ever clean his bong.

It's been a while since I read that book, but I was under the impression that Miss Havisham WAS horny. Also, something about robot monkeys?