Huns, I can't be the only person that doesn't find DRATCH ball-draining.

Judging by the pictures that come up in Google image search, I'm gonna say a comparable amount.

Enough to finance the construction of Lucas' spaceship. THAT much fuck.

I don't see YOU trying to help her bring heroin chic back.

Can we get a network of balls-deep houses for the part time sex workers?

How is that an insult? She's an attractive actress with debatable talent. Nothing close to being called DRATCH-faced.

youve broken character!

I was under the impression that fear lead to the evacuation of our bowels. Please rephrase your post, Adolph.

Kelly is just such a fun, funny, real character. I thought she was everyone's favorite? Right?

Tapes n Tapes.

Don't try to steal their thunder, Hatchet. Nobody puts Razzy in the corner.

^Then, go brag to everyone about how you tricked some guy into jacking off in a room with you.

What's wrong with apples in chicken salad, you evil motherfuckers? Next you'll tell me you think that all foods ought to be segregated.

Vaguely on topic, I remember the first time I heard Sublime. What I Got was being heavily played on the radio, and the line "I can play the guitar like a motherfucking riot" came up, followed by a bland, generic acoustic guitar line. Me and my dad were in the car, and burst out laughing. That still makes me laugh.…

That pig won't hunt. Or defecate without getting it all over it's legs.

.mouth my with dick the in you punch to going I'm

Ok, fine, I'll click the link myself. You're not gay for liking musicals, you're gay for paying over a hundred dollars for a ticket.

lol there is a post in between his posts that's who he is 'talking' to lol

Oh, spider-, I get it.
To be fair, Arsenio, the movie was a sight better than anything they've put out in 10 or so years. That mania at release was a bit much, still.

How in the shit does a fucking musical make that much money in one week!? How much do they fucking charge?