All of the "talk like an expert" lines make me want to projectile vomit on to the person saying it

Wait, why isn't Petrus on this list? Isn't that another Flemish sour?
Also, I quibble with the carbonade recommendation. Beef carbonade is almost always made with brown ale, so the pairing would probably be delicious, but not the most natural. I'm a semi-foodie douchebag, so I always eat charcuterie and cheese when…

Priebus might be on the way out anyway

One of the greatest character actors of all time. Damn, this sucks.
Like I needed an excuse to watch Deadwood again

Oh jesus, I hope that's not true. I'm on the beam puzzles in the Black Throne now and am thinking about deleting the whole fucking thing. It's so TEDIOUS

Honestly, I don't know. I think I spent extra time practicing it to ensure I came in first; it's been a while, so I don't fully remember it

That's great advice

I once almost passed out in psych class in high school, because we were watching a video of someone schizophrenic being treated. All I remember is a woman was strapped to a gurney, still fighting (possibly seizing?), and maybe being electroshocked. I stumbled out of the class without asking for a bathroom pass and…

Calling Mark Waid's Daredevil run "good" is a massive disservice to him. He basically did everything right for like four years, overturning about a decade's worth of increasingly-depressing Murdock stories and making the character fun while still being grounded.
Samnee's art was, yes, impeccable, but Waid made…

I'm just burned out on games, period! The most recent game that I bought and enjoyed the hell out of has been Enter the Gungeon, and before that Rayman Legends. I recognize there are a lot of games out there that people are really stoked for (Nioh, HZD, Nier), but nothing has been grabbing me right now

It really was surprisingly (and dispiritingly) unfunny. They had a murderer's row of comedians, but the material was just BAD

DAMMIT. That sounds delightful. Now I have to give it a shot

As I remember it, the horseback combat was over pretty quickly, which was a huge relief

I'm with you. I wrote the equivalent of War and Peace to talk about how much I dislike the current crop of games. I can't find anything that I drool over like I did for Witcher 3, GTA V, or MGS V.

Oh man, THAT'S a great idea. Gf and I have it and haven't touched it for like six months

I bought the Fury Pack or whatever it's called that wrapped up both remastered Darksiders games into one $20 purchase, and I'm . . . underwhelmed. God of War 2 is arguably my favorite game ever, and the first Darksiders is like God of War crossed with Zelda, so I've been trying to figure out why this has failed to…

FACTS. Spring Breakers is probably my most masturbated-to movie, non-porn division

And of course, we'll be declaring war against a new country every month!
[slide whistle]

I'm only about 85% worthless piece of shit on a good day anyway

That's a really good point that I hadn't thought about. Hmmmm.
I'll freely admit I don't have a lot of bi friends, and I hate that I went straight to that tired-ass well. Definitely something for me to think about going forward.