Can I ask why it seems like everyone is looking forward to Horizon Zero Dawn? I keep seeing people talk it up, when I know less than nothing about it

Genesee stuff that's available nationwide is pretty garbage, but they have some legitimately excellent beers brewing at their flagship in Rochester NY. Worth seeking out

So by your standards, being given lots of material to work means that they've seen a benefit? Wouldn't you think that, given the rampant cronyism at work, they'd want to start writing pro-Trump material and benefit from presidential patronage?
Whenever anyone starts bitching about anti-Trump articles on ANY website, it…

Maybe poor phrasing, but, for instance, the comics previews are pretty self-explanatory in being the pro quo to the quid the AV Club receives. This isn't even that; it's just DC/YA feeding Oliver some lines to use.

Should this be considered sponsored content? It was like reading three different press releases stitched together

I cannot think of a Simpsons easter egg I have ever liked less

I'm just going to point out that it's very simple to find nearby firehouses/nunneries/orphanages, as well as wicker baskets in which to place the child in question. Not that you should! Just that it's very easy

So, wait a second: No Escape is bad??? I always thought it was surprisingly decent, despite starring Ray Liotta in an action movie.

I truly don't believe you

It also seemed like they had more moves. Like, Colossus had two different headlock moves, and Nightcrawler had that handstand kick. Am I crazy for thinking that?

I played it in a Barcade a few weeks ago. It's still good. The punches feel meaty, the villains look great, and the special attacks really feel like powers (even if Dazzler's is objectively the worst one).

It IS odd that this is supposed to be best/worst/weirdest, but entirely confined to console. That Konami side scroller was a damn money pit, but SO MUCH FUN. Also, it was based on that XMen one shot (TV movie maybe?) that had Wolverine as Australian and kept Dazzler around for some reason.

My friend. Let me tell you Kentucky's best secret: all the Bottled in Bond varieties are usually watered down and poured into far more expensive bottles. As an example, Ol Granddad Bonded is basically a stronger, cheaper version of Basil Hayden's. Literally, they water it down and pour it into Basil bottles.

I've been basically mainlining Sealab on Hulu for the last month, and I've become a connoisseur of Captain Murphy's usage of "holy crap!"

It would have to be the Tampa Bay Times that gets this scoop.
Also, Cicero is the Florida of Illinois, so this makes perfect sense.
Synergy!

Lord of War is a fucking amazing movie and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise, as long as that person is Donald Trump

It's like the first chapter of Tale of Two Cities, only worse

The drunken karaoke is probably the most appealing part of Yakuza for me. Everything else about it makes it look like Shenmue with more diversions. At that point, why not just play Warioware or something? Honestly asking, not trying to start a flame war. But then again, the absolute LAST thing I need right now is…

Yoooooo, I'm REALLY hoping you're talking about Lil Kev, because I thought that was Michael Rapoport for TWO YEARS before an argument with a buddy prompted me to look it up on IMDB

People blame SA2 for cursing the world with Shadow, but don't take the time to actually play it, and I will argue it's the closest thing to classic Sonic but in 3D we have ever gotten. The music, the controls, the LEVELS (though the Knuckles fetch levels get old FAST)… I ride for Sonic Adventure 2