And if anyone can make this show work, it’s Gellar.
First time anyone has written that, ever.

I'm a 28 year old, and for some reason, I think Patricia Neal is astoundingly attractive.  Head-turningly so.
Helen Mirren too.

I'm actually a huge fan of superheroes that are antagonistic to each other.  I though Marvel squandered huge amounts of possibility when HAMMER got shut down after a year.  While I think the DC reboot is honestly one of the worst ideas ever, I'm willing to give it a try.

I want to see this both because Serge Gainsbourg was and is the man, and also because Laetitia Casta was responsible for about six months (cumulative) of masturbation in my teens

Ummm, I thought the Belushi estate hated this group.  Wasn't there an article about this in the Chicago Reader. This "World's Greatest Blues Brother" horseshit was coming to Chicago a few months ago, and kicked up this scandal.
Also, Dan Aykroyd has utterly demolished any faith in his creative vision.  Someone needs to…

True Romance Patricia Arquette set a new standard for pure movie hotness when I first saw it.  And I first saw it last year.
She's definitely in the Pantheon

. . . was that "LONGUE" thing a joke? You should probably just say it was

Oy, was this misbegotten.   "Granted, high-school kids generally are emotionally immature and do freak out about stupid stuff all the time."
Yeah, what do you think the APPEAL was? Perhaps it was EXACTLY THAT???

Mmmmmm . . . Vera Farmiga and Dagmara Dominczyk . . .

I am apparently among the few who like Sanjuro more.  Don't get me wrong, Yojimbo is an instant classic, but Sanjuro, for me, is just a little more enjoyable.

@Craig in particular, and the larger AV Club community in general: The Trip is one of the funniest movies I've seen all year. I saw it in a relatively small theatre (40 seats max) with about 20 other people and we were all HOWLING with laughter. The Michael Caine impression sequence alone is worth the price of…

No joke, seeing ZMF comment on my thread was the secondary highlight of my day . . . to beating ME2 after a 12 hour binge. He's right, like always: Mass Effect 2 fucking owns.
I think the biggest changes coming to ME3 are already pretty obvious [BIG ASS SPOILERS FROM HERE ON DOWN] like the fact the quarians are going…

This
Is happening to me right now with Mass Effect 2. I can't stop playing that game.

Geek Attack . . .
I can't believe I'm even revealing this to a bunch of anonymous Internet commenters, but doesn't Legend of the Five Rings seem more like a natural movie than Magic? Magic only added a storyline when they saw how many people gravitated to L5R for its story.
That's my rant, carry on.

Wait a sec . . .
So it's "Community: The Movie"? But without the comedic talent, writing power, or charisma of the show?
Wow, sign me right the fuck up!

Too Bad
I had high hopes for this album. I really like Sean's flow.

Yuck
Takashi Miike=Robert Rodriguez?

Transformers 2 was at least Wisseau-style bad; I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Whereas Jason Robards in clown makeup is an image that I will never be able to shake. Or Sonny Crockett being strapped down as semen is extracted from him. The ending was pretty funny, though.

A Boy and His Dog
Starring Don Johnson, remains to this day the worst movie I've ever seen. And I once watched GI Joe AND Transformers 2 in a crap-o-rama double feature.

Here's why people hate him
He is a LEGENDARY asshole. I once waited on him at a restaurant in Evanston that had a huge patio. When he came in with 4 other people (his premiere was at the theater above us), the patio was filled with people, seeing as it was about 7pm. We didn't normally allow groups bigger than 4…