Pray. For. Mojo.

They're the men in the box.

They're the men in the box.

Before the start of the movie, I said to my friends "They're going to beat the aliens with a large, wooden stick."  Sure enough…

Before the start of the movie, I said to my friends "They're going to beat the aliens with a large, wooden stick."  Sure enough…

Truly what this conflict is missing is Robotic Richard Simmons.

Truly what this conflict is missing is Robotic Richard Simmons.

Eh, I was in middle school when that song came out, and my notebook was filled with doodles, not poetry.  I wouldn't say the lyrics are great, but they're not pulling-out-my-hair terrible either.

Eh, I was in middle school when that song came out, and my notebook was filled with doodles, not poetry.  I wouldn't say the lyrics are great, but they're not pulling-out-my-hair terrible either.

Counterpoint: no.

Counterpoint: no.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free…because they're made of metal.

And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free…because they're made of metal.

Let's be fair—calling that a "movie" is pretty generous.

Let's be fair—calling that a "movie" is pretty generous.

Madison had a really tough matchup against Giant Octopus in the semis, but he pulled through.

Madison had a really tough matchup against Giant Octopus in the semis, but he pulled through.

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MORE LIKE "THE FARTIST"

Sorry, I thought you was corn.