My thoughts exactly.  I don't give a shit about the plot, I just want to hear jokes.

I can't believe "Sixteen Military Wives" isn't included.

People actually care who the mother is?

Coach Janky Spanky sees nothing wrong with this.

But it deserves its own stand-alone post.

IRONY ALERT: "Misirlou" is based on a Greek folk song.

That's fucking awful.

The fuck's a Jason Aldean?

Puma woman, she flies like a moron…

I found out this morning it's not "Downtown" Abbey, but "Downton".  My mind is still blown.

This strategy totally worked for Broken Lizard.

@avclub-7b55904741a764732623475796f1f322:disqus Good guesses: Dayana was a Miss Universe (Trump property, of course) and Patricia was a model (Victoria's Secret/Sports Illustrated) and actress

The minority leader is a little slow…

Definitely.  Mangum's voice can be a hurdle at first, but In The Aeroplane Over the Sea is well worth it.

I would be fine with their existence, if I wasn't told by every Serious Music Fan that "Funeral" is the greatest fucking thing set to wax.  They're incredibly mediocre musicians, and I don't understand their appeal at all.  But if someone likes them, more power to them.

God I miss Subterranean

Wait a second, there are good Big East teams?

They did beat Georgia, the SEC East Champion, in Atlanta.  And they beat Oregon twice, and Oklahoma…I mean, they've proven time and time again when given the opportunity that they can take on the big guys.

Survivor predates 9/11.  They were originally going to film it around that time, but it understandably got shelved.

Does it stand for New Kids On The Block Strike Back?