Matthew Rhys, Keri Russell, Tatiana Maslany, Mads Mikkelsen, and Hugh Dancy lock all the doors in the theater. Their faces come up on the big screen in black and white, and as the theater burns, they laugh and laugh, winners all.

Waaaait a second, Arrow didn't get nominated for its stunt work?! I… what the… what… I…

*Hugh Dancy scratches his own stubble, considers complaining about your pick, looks up at the glory that is Mads's stubble, nods adoringly*

Not even sound editing! The ticking in Mizumono alone should have been nominated for Best And Most Anxiety-Producing Sound in the History of Television. That and the plastic-tubing-being-forced-down-a-throat sound.

But but I can't keep track of what studio owns what anymore! From now on I'll just assume Disney owns the rights to everything.

NOTE: Tony died on the way back to his home planet.

Awww but I wanted to see what how Moffat would bring that material to life.

a joke it was meant to be a joke *sobs*

The MCU has so many choices! Do I go with Iron Man? MacAvoy as young Charles Xavier? Ruffalo-Hulk?

Yeah, in Hannibal's pilot the spouse's emotional affair with his daughter was merely hinted at — only his cannibalism was revealed! Bet you feel pretty silly now, new A.V. Club writer we don't recognize.

Nooooooo!

But a cute animal doesn't die. How can it be the saddest thing ever if a cute animal doesn't die?

Um, you said the quiet part capslocked and the should-have-been capslocked part quiet.

I've heard a nuke from orbit is the only way to be sure.

I rarely say this on the internet but please do shut up. Stop using the scare quotes and capslock and exclamation points to imply that these women or women in general are hysterical liars and that accusations of sexual assault are thrown around willy nilly. I have never seen a woman use the term "sexual assault" to…

I'm told a spoonful of Brown Betty helps the red vines go down in a most delightful way.

Oh my god, seeing John Noble & Charles Dance in the same show would make me plotz.

Yeah, my thought process while reading this article was, "Blair Brown Blair Brown please let it be Blair Brown…. Goddamn it!"

But was it a Vitamix?

So you're saying Todd's leaving us the leftovers?