SER POUNCE = CHECKERS OMG

"Imagine if the hawks started working together." (matthew the orderly)

Now I'm the rightest person in Wrongonia!

Ratings update: 1.0 in the demo. Yay! I guess people wanted to see that mecha bear. And rightly so.

That's not quite true. When we overhear the conversation of Dolarhyde's lady co-workers, they strongly suggest that he's actually pretty attractive, just in an unconventional way. Dolarhyde just thinks he's grotesque because of his fucked up background.

There's already a Hannibal's Hat twitter account.

But the first scene was literally a bondage scene…

Oh, shit. *turns in fan club card, sad Charlie Brown music begins*

"Tapir? I just met 'er!" —something Will Graham would definitely say

So that's what Hannibal was doing with the people-trees. He was making weirwoods. Of course!

It's for this exact reason Stand Your Ground laws were made.

I can think of a few definitions for the word "explode" in your comment, and all of them are correct.

I'm concerned that this show is running out of animals to use as symbols. So far we've had stags, dogs, mongooses, pigs, hawks, bears, wolves, fish, caterpillars (later to turn into moths), horses, cattle, and an eel, and we're only a few seasons away from dragons and lambs. What's next, Fuller?

Yeah, Colbert wouldn't come anywhere near this show. It has bears.

He no dust Buster anymore.

Counterpoint: Zeller's hat

When Will was in the natural history museum he should have crammed a dinosaur poster into his mouth and tried to eat it.

Han of the Cave Bear
The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Killing With Your Bear Hands
Bear Down for Season Finales
Exit, Pursued by a Bear

Well, they already had two Bishops.

Picture it: Sicily, 2064…