Preach, brother.

Grade doesn't count; clear bias

To be fair, lots of people who prefer Breaking Bad are also assholes. (disclaimer: i like both shows! don't hurt me other commenters!)

B.

And the kid from Cougar Town, who might be out of a job.

Confirmed: Don does not like that Laurel Canyon sound.

Without any gore? A certain lawnmower would like to have a word with you.

Evil Jack and evil Belllllla! (please please please)

If I recall they were described both ways at different points.

I was a big critic of the Bev scene but shrugged off the Chilton version, mainly because Bev was intelligent and Chilton's an idiot.

EDIT: This comment already posted elsewhere apparently.

And the lures!

Really? Baltimore has rich people, and Johns Hopkins is there. I also thought Alana lives in Virginia, or am I just making that up?

He was pretty ninja-like in Hannibal. He knifed someone in broad daylight so quickly and surreptitiously that even the victim didn't realize it at first that it had happened.

Hardik please. I've been shipping them since day one.

Hannibal's always been superhuman in that respect, both in the movies and the books. I've never been bothered by it. He's supposed to be this otherworldly allegorical figure who, as evil incarnate, would have all the superpowers of a food-loving Devil. In the books he even has red eyes and a sixth finger that…

Sounds blaxploitation to me.

To be fair, if he killed Hannibal it would be murder, and he would have to rot in another prison for the rest of his life. I mean, Will tried it already with the orderly, but he had plausible deniability in that case and was easily able to get off the hook. If he just shot Hannibal point blank I don't think anyone…

My Little Ripper: Hannibal is Magic

"And is applesauce a thing that adults without children actually have in the pantry?"