"He seems to be having a mild orgasm."

Hannibal always had a leg up on the competition, and on our dinner tables.

It's true! That's the exact argument that's being made here.

Kermit the Frog on a variety show? I don't see it.

I like him best when he's guffawing in the background of other people's podcasts.

Maybe we wouldn't have to rehash the same criticism over and over and over again if someone would actually do something about it. Just throwing that out there.

"every opinion must add something to the conversation apparently"

Everything needs more Paul F. Tompkins. Poetry slams, interpretive dance shows, Shakespeare in the Park… add PFT and I'm there.

More Monkey Island games forever and ever.

I'm sure it's not a policy, but it's definitely a tendency. Not that I'm singling out The Americans — it's a tendency almost every TV show and movie shares. It's really obvious when you compare it to shows that objectify more equitably. Compare to Arrow, for example. So, easy fix: Have the KGB buy a salmon ladder.

Hey, wearing those wigs properly requires extensive training. Have you seen how many bobby pins they need?

Yeah, I can't see a way around it. Sort of hoping there's a twist though, like the new handler does it before Elizabeth can get the job done.

And he still has the best haircut.

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The clenched anus technique isn't a sure thing

Awww, too dour? Am I the only one who thinks The Seventh Seal is pretty funny?

Again, it really depends. I said above that everyone I know who majored in art is working in some artistic capacity — not in the fine arts but in the applied arts. Everyone I know who majored in music is either a professional musician or is working in a career adjacent to music (teaching, managing, music tech).…

It depends on what you want to do with the degree. If you want to get a law degree, PhD., finance/consulting position, or the like, it's better to go to the name brand school. Luckily nowadays most of the top schools offer a ton of financial aid.

I agree with the people who say it depends where you are. I know a bunch of people who either went to art school or majored in art, and they're all doing pretty well career-wise. They're not in fine art but graphic design, animation, special effects, product design. They're also all in New York or California, which…

AL: Tell me something pretty.
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