*patiently waits for a Gillian Anderson show about vikings*

Now that's what they call Drama!

Her character in The Fall is my biggest role model at this time in my life, but I still want her to quit all of her other jobs to be on Hannibal full time. You listen to me, Anderson!

I recently learned that not all of them do. Not all of them do!

I believe you are referring to a set of abs that we already see quite frequently on one particular TV show. That said, I would appreciate more viewings of that particular set of abs, in a beach episode or otherwise.

Yeah, I was more defending it because Sonia listed it first in her "shows that objectify dead women" list, not because of your comment. To agree with your comment: I am also very tired of quirky weddings. Actually, weddings in general. On TV. And in real life.

You really think Enlisted could be okay? Don't get my hopes up, Todd! Don't you dare… *sniff*… make me cry.

That's a trope that needs to catch on the States. Imagine the hijinks! And the abs!

"there has never been a good amnesia story arc"

Awww, really? I like the little creep. So adorably creepy.

Or at least take a doggie bag, for Pete's sake.

YES. I also hate that almost every female character on every show now has perfect waves in her hair so that it always looks like she just got back from the salon. It makes sense for some characters, but when the nerdy tomboy character does it? Or when she's a badass going to fight some villains… like, maybe you don't…

When the whole plot of an episode revolves around a stupid and/or obvious lie that becomes more and more convoluted as the episode goes on. Usually the final punchline is that the truth wasn't so bad, and there was no real reason to tell the lie in the first place. Makes me want to strangle people.

Yeah, Old West is out. Old Tyme Photo Clubs are ok though.

As one of the AV Club's resident Hannibal-obsessives, I do have to defend that particular show by praising its equally-opportunity beautiful-corpsifying. The first episode was indeed full of dead young women, but we've since seen corpse-dioramas made of all genders, ages, races, and ethnicities. And thankfully there's…

Related: When characters storm out of a bar/restaurant, leaving between 50% and 100% of their drink on the counter/table. Especially in New York! You just left $13 worth of alcohol there, lady!

Hey gang, let's save Hannibal!

Was going to give it a B-, but the dean pushed it up to a B.

Ah, but Leftenant, the question isn't everywhere but everywhen!

That's my main complaint about this season, the dearth o' dean.