Enlisted cries a single tear. Then it watches Toy Story 3 and cries the rest of the tears.

It's the only way to keep warm.

You should see Dogtooth. It's a shoulder licking bonanza. Also they chop a cat in half. So on second thought, maybe it's not the best pornography.

Counterpoint: Hodor.

Oh, and the obvious answer. If you haven't seen Twin Peaks go watch it right now. It's half horror, half soap opera parody (or, uh, something), and classic for a reason.

You watch The Returned yet? It's on Netflix now. It's not always horrifying, but when it wants to do creepy it does it well.

[Bush tries to give a back massage]

BRING BACK DEADWOOD

Crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of the women? But you at least have to buy some weapons first.

I've found that the farther away you get from high school, the better poetry gets. You have to relearn to read it so it's not a total drag. Meaning, you ought to try reading poems straight through, letting it wash over you. Don't try to "get" it. I'd start with Whitman.

No no no, the correct thing to call out is "master," so it becomes "masterpation." (Because it sounds like "masturbation." So funny, we are.)

I happen to be partial to Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Gham. It's silly 90s cheeseball (as veex says below), but I enjoy it every time. Shah Rukh Khan, Amitabh Bachan, and Kajol, c'mon. How can you go wrong?

I was literally going to write that, but then I thought people might be confused. That was silly. This is the AVClub, of course everyone would get it.

Here's a disorganized list of thoughts positive, negative, and neutral!

Yep. Marty pulled a Goldblum. I thought it was kind of stupid and exceptionally conventional. He could have made the green connection in episode 1, but then there wouldn't have been a show I guess.

It appeared to be bigger on the inside. I mean, I'm not saying Neil DeGrasse Tyson is for sure a Time Lord, but…

Yeah, that bit had me shaking my fist at the screen, saying, "Curse you, DeGrasse Tyson! Don't you go and make me cry!" Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Astronomer, planetarium guy, tearjerker.

Wait a second… new Zorro movie… Hannibal reference… Silence of the Lambs… Anthony Hopkins… was in The Mask of Zorro…

Written by Paul Kinsey

Am I the only one who thinks one or both of them is going to defect? If only to save the children (and to ratchet up the tension, because lord knows this show doesn't have enough tension).