I was thinking of rewatching Deadwood, and I was amused to realize the character I miss most is EB. Sure, why not?

"Bipolar disorder: It's the new black!" —Maria Bamford

If possible, don't go into it thinking about the hype. Go into it like I did. Assume you'll hate it, begrudgingly agree to watch all 13 episodes, and then slowly realize that you've been ensnared and will never, ever escape.

Yesterday Netflix listed The Following for me under "Cerebral TV Dramas." How I laughed.

I fuckin' love Cheetos.

They have a plan, but we have the powerrrrr

I know I mention Twin Peaks every week, but that scene strongly reminded me of when Ronette wakes up in the hospital and starts screaming like a banshee. Coincidence?

Yeah, except somehow they managed to make the McConaughass look disturbing. I blame Cthulhu, or something.

I continue not to understand when people call Sufjan Stevens boring. Criticize him for other reasons, but his music is so fucking weird so often. What MOR musician regularly writes songs in 5/4 time?

Recently I saw Messing in Outside Mullingar, and while the play was nothing to write home about, she was very good in it. So this could be not terrible. Especially if Messing wears those ridiculous scarves and long sweaters she wore in Smash over her cop uniform.

Or a sequel to Twin Peaks.

"They’re crafty cowards, and there are few fictional archetypes more inherently despicable."

No one's mentioned bald blue Karen Gillan? Your restraint impresses me, AV Club.

If Agent Cooper walks out of the knot in that tree by where Dora Lange's body was found, True Detective will forever be the best show of all time.

Always Be Coffee-Mugging.

No creepy church drawings for you? You can put the beer-can men in front of them and make a diorama!

Me, five seconds ago: Yay!

Marty's Pink Floyd shirt or gtfo

Woot, time for more antlers and Tusk. All we need is a show featuring narwhal horns and we'll be all set.

You should have listened to Ned Stark. He told us what was coming.