SECRET GARDEN!

Maddow isn't screechy at all. Like, objectively. Her voice is relatively low in pitch for a woman, and she's not one to get riled up and loud (like, say, Chris Matthews). I can't imagine why anyone would call her screechy, unless they're one of those people who think all women with opinions are screechy and shrill.

Maddow isn't screechy at all. Like, objectively. Her voice is relatively low in pitch for a woman, and she's not one to get riled up and loud (like, say, Chris Matthews). I can't imagine why anyone would call her screechy, unless they're one of those people who think all women with opinions are screechy and shrill.

In theory, capitalism works. In theory.

In theory, capitalism works. In theory.

My first thought was of this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My first thought was of this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Writers from The Daily Show? That's good! Writers from I Hate My Teenage Daughter? That's bad. The froyo contains potassium benzoate? (….that's bad.)

Writers from The Daily Show? That's good! Writers from I Hate My Teenage Daughter? That's bad. The froyo contains potassium benzoate? (….that's bad.)

Hell, with that money, you could buy a hundred George Michaels you can teach to drive!

Hell, with that money, you could buy a hundred George Michaels you can teach to drive!

Also the N-word.

Also the N-word.

When Breaking Bad is done for good, someone needs to make a montage of all the montages.

When Breaking Bad is done for good, someone needs to make a montage of all the montages.

Real answer: No.

Real answer: No.

"Blood is flowing out of my uterus!"
"You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?"

"Blood is flowing out of my uterus!"
"You're on thin ice, you little shithead. You know that?"

With his cheery optimism, Herzog is certainly the Mr. Brightside of film.