It's true! When meat-eaters tell jokes as creative and gut-bustingly hilarious as that one, how can vegetarians possibly keep up???

It's true! When meat-eaters tell jokes as creative and gut-bustingly hilarious as that one, how can vegetarians possibly keep up???

BREAKING BAD SHIP-O-METER:

BREAKING BAD SHIP-O-METER:

I'm not sure about the logic of that last part, dc. After all, you could say, "How can this minstrel show be racist? It has black people in it!"

I'm not sure about the logic of that last part, dc. After all, you could say, "How can this minstrel show be racist? It has black people in it!"

I've never read any of the Thomas Covenant books, but Tasha's description of why she rage-quit reminds me strongly of why I rage-quit Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series. The setting was super-cool, the story started off really well, but God almighty the protagonist was such a sexist douche. Yeah, I know, I know,…

I've never read any of the Thomas Covenant books, but Tasha's description of why she rage-quit reminds me strongly of why I rage-quit Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun series. The setting was super-cool, the story started off really well, but God almighty the protagonist was such a sexist douche. Yeah, I know, I know,…

Ooh, hating on Franzen! My favorite pastime. And your criticisms of It's Always Sunny apply very well to The Corrections. So much ugliness, so many hateful characters, so much stuff that the critics tell me is a "laugh riot," because, "Hur hur, a talking poop! So deep! Give this guy all the Pulitzers!"

Ooh, hating on Franzen! My favorite pastime. And your criticisms of It's Always Sunny apply very well to The Corrections. So much ugliness, so many hateful characters, so much stuff that the critics tell me is a "laugh riot," because, "Hur hur, a talking poop! So deep! Give this guy all the Pulitzers!"

Woman here, givin' my opinion for science.

Woman here, givin' my opinion for science.

Newsflash to ElDan: words have meaning that can affect someone's feelings, especially those who are already oppressed by an awful society. I know this is difficult for you to understand, but please try, for a second, to imagine living in a country where people tell you you're awful and unfunny and unintelligent and…

Newsflash to ElDan: words have meaning that can affect someone's feelings, especially those who are already oppressed by an awful society. I know this is difficult for you to understand, but please try, for a second, to imagine living in a country where people tell you you're awful and unfunny and unintelligent and…

Hey, fastandsloppy, thanks letting me know that, no matter how funny or deep a person is, the most important thing is that she's boink-able (or not)! Oh, wait, I already knew that, because dudes tell me that every single day of my life.

Hey, fastandsloppy, thanks letting me know that, no matter how funny or deep a person is, the most important thing is that she's boink-able (or not)! Oh, wait, I already knew that, because dudes tell me that every single day of my life.

Hey, don't forget the dinosaur stepping on the other dinosaur's face. Best part of the movie by far.

Hey, don't forget the dinosaur stepping on the other dinosaur's face. Best part of the movie by far.

Nope. Every time I watch tennis, the little Graham Chapman in my head says, "They mean to win Wimbledon!"

Nope. Every time I watch tennis, the little Graham Chapman in my head says, "They mean to win Wimbledon!"