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Deadpan Dolores
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Hopefully.  It looks like the laziest show since 2 Broke Girls.

@Scrawler2:disqus Yeah, I told our kind of HR person last week who was like, "Oh god," because I guess she has a history of ranting about how Kwanzaa is a make-up holiday, but I haven't had a chance to talk to him about what she said yesterday.  I guess he's going to have a sit-down with her, and if she continues, the

I never watched the first American version, but I'll be DVR-ing this one, if only to support Aisha Tyler who was incredibly sweet to my friends and I at a reading on Sunday.

@Scrawler2:disqus This just reminds me of my manager who said some really not cool things about how Paula Deen isn't racist, and when I told her she was making me feel uncomfortable as a POC, she said, "I don't see color!"

@Scrawler2:disqus I read the book a couple months ago, and I had to resist looking at the cast list on Wikipedia when forming ideas about the characters' appearances.  Still haven't seen the movie.

The part where he fell out of a helicopter without a parachute and sustained no injuries?

I read both when I was nineteen and my roommate's snoring kept me awake.  The books prevented me from passing out on the grody residence hall couch, which is as close of an endorsement as I can give for these terrible books.

I think my favorite role of hers is in Hors de Prix, because she actually has a range of emotions, and it's a great homage to slightly naughty early 60s romantic comedies.  I know it doesn't count for much, but my dad generally hates foreign films (and the French) and he really liked it.  The times, they are

Yeah, I hear he's slightly more educated and indestructible in the fourth book than in the third.  All those old ladies at the matinees are going to be confused.

The Cul-De-Sac crew says, "Ouch."

"Escape from Pearl Bailey High" and the hot tub episodes are obscenely funny.  The former because it's an excellent homage to late 70s/early 80s action films and revenge films, and the latter because they really stretch the limits of what people expect from animated sitcoms.

Well, they are premiering his new sitcom, so he'll be around…

Wow, @Scrawler2:disqus , you must be a racist who just doesn't see POC because there were two- TWO- black people in the first Twilight film.  Out of a cast of literally hundreds of white people, there were two black dudes, which definitely proves Stephenie Meyer is not a racist, because look, she included them in

There's one black vampire, but he dies, and a black teenager who disappears after the first film.

@Scrawler2:disqus My worst theater experiences usually involve old people, like the woman at Dial M for Murder who kept asking what had just happened every thirty seconds, and the old man at Moon who loudly sucked on a giant bag of hard candy for 90 minutes in the seat next to me.  The most recent awful moviegoer I

Well, they already changed the race of the main character.  Why not give it a generic white people title as well?

He's seen that Elijah Wood Da Vinci Code ripoff too?

Wait…there are people who don't want to see Leighton Meester as a lesbian?  I mean, I love Gillian Jacobs too, but I've already seen the GQ spread.  Meester playing gay makes my gay little heart grow three sizes.

As long as they show Leighton Meester have sex with a girl on-camera, as opposed to just implying it, I am there like white on rice.

I've seen every episode, excluding the new season.  I tend to fast-forward through the straight sex though, so every episode is about fifteen minutes long.