Somehow the loudest voice in Chipotle is always the cashier telling me I can't use my old PSU ID to get a free drink.

I went to a big party with work friends, in which we played AD bingo and ate cornballs.  It was fun, but we really should have paced ourselves.  And not had as many giant juice boxes.

All the doves at their wedding will be frozen.

Really? You hated Into the Wild Green Yonder?  It's not great, but my little perennially-twelve year old heart burst at all the Fry and Leela stuff.

I can definitely relate to your feelings about how people can be aggressive and borderline racist in some discussions here.  Although this is the most open-minded discussion board I've used, as I mentioned on here a couple days ago, I avoid any Asian-related articles like the plague because it's the same kind of jokes…

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus I think I will pick it up then.  We're having a sidewalk sale at work next week, so the hardcover should be marked down quite a bit.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Yes, he did, apparently without the use of a ghostwriter.  I can't recall the title of the memoir, but it was published around 1982, IIRC.  I was totally disgusted by all the fawning Amazon reviews of the book, none of which seemed to mention how totally heinous that…

@avclub-1d942d13d38078d2894b6af56e98ecf0:disqus As a big fan of the original series, I was just happy to see a new big screen version of Dark Shadows, regardless of how disjointed it was.  Eva Green was pretty fucking fantastic, and the Moody Blues-scored opening hit all the right buttons.

Blockbuster still exists?

I'm not sure if it's too juvenile or too subtle.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus I'm not sure if it is online.  The editors, save for one, were notoriously awful about actually getting things online.  I could probably dig it out of my email archives, if you're curious.

But comics are full of AUs, and several live-action versions of Peter Parker already exist.  I don't understand why Garfield's version couldn't have a relationship with a man.  It doesn't make his relationship with Gwen less valid.  It's acknowledging that sexuality isn't always so black and white as 100% gay and…

I don't think so, but I have listened to his mediocre rap.

@avclub-0527c4449619569cd565d724216aea04:disqus The 3D isn't essential, but it's fun.  I saw it at Film Forum three years ago, and an old lady in front of me kept asking her companion, "Who this?  What are they doing?" throughout the entire movie.

@avclub-f9612d06549ffe449e39e34fae8e2549:disqus Ah, okay.  Too many white dudes named Chris.

Isn't Ben Lyons the celebutante of film criticism?  I feel like I read somewhere that he frequently parties with Paris Hilton.

This sounds suspiciously like the arguments I heard when they announced Lucy Liu would be playing Watson.

I haven't read the comics, but her casting made me way more likely to watch the film, and now that she's been cut, that's probably not gonna happen.

Well, excepting the ones I wrote at age 12, all the fanfic I ever wrote was following my deflowering.

…when first we practice to receive.