I think my way of outing myself on my first day in college was getting my new friends to watch Bound.

Next week, Lana will be dying her hair purple!  Shocker!

I used to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns late at night on the TV Guide network.  Then I realized it's all on HBO On Demand.

I watch a fair share of terrible E! programming, but this looks too dumb, even for me.

That's a fair assumption.  I'll be bummed when SVU finally gets the axe, but I guess there's still Law and Order: UK for my "Dick Wolf formula" fix.

Rolling down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter…

Oh, I agree, but I think IKWKM also lacks the stylistic elements that often distinguish giallo.

The Shield is a show I have absolutely zero interest in, like Damages or Sons of Anarchy.  I'm know people love them, and they're probably good programs, but they just don't appeal to me.

Right?  What a thankless role for him.  And pretty much everyone in the movie.

I enjoyed it before I had any sort of taste, but once I saw all the college assholes with Boondock Saints tattoos, I started to question what the fuck was wrong with them, and me for liking it the first time.  Overnight was pretty illuminating though.

I think I just watched Sleeping Dogs Lie as a comedy because…it's about a woman blowing her dog?  It was still a terrible movie though.

Oh, that's very interesting story.  When I move to AV Club with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone and I have a two hundred dollar check I couldn't cash.  I was working as a busgirl at a hotel and I see @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus  drinking coffee and @uselessbeauty:disqus  was so beautiful, so…

I keep hoping they'll get a chance to wrap things up and she'll reappear, but I know that's probably never going to happen nor would it make a lot of sense.  But dammit if I don't long to see Tang wheedle Cooper about her favorite food cart again.

I Know Who Killed Me, by far.  I watched it when I was home sick one day, was in awe of its awfulness, and immediately watched it again.  I've heard people compare it to giallo, but I think that's a load of bullshit.  It's just so fucking dumb, in a hilarious way.  Lindsay has a weird psychological/physical connection…

Southland Tales is one of the weirdest, most creative films I've ever seen.  It's just so fucking bizarre and kind of beautiful.  I also owned the prequel comic at one time.

You ate all the chips!

I was in it for a while, but now that Jamie Chung says Mulan's story is done, I think I'm gonna have to remove it from my DVR.  Too much on Sundays, anyway.

I have an announcement to make.  @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus and I are expecting!

Um…I'd kind of like a Fevre Dream series.

That's what Seth MacFarlane said when she left.