Starring everyone's favorite Joel Kinnaman!

Get Lena Dunham on this, stat!

In high school, we had a Japanese exchange student named Yasuyuki come stay with our family.  We'd just got season one of AD on DVD, and we all watched it together to help him with his English.  Very quickly he took to GOB and began imitating his low, "sexy" voice in that scene all the time.  To this day, whenever I…

It's the sound of a thousand SPLOOSHes.

I never saw this movie, but I hope it was incesty.  Otherwise, what's the point?

Yup, she is confirmed for season three.

Seriously.  Lots of respect for the man, and not just for supporting a writer partner who never seems to produce anything.

I think a key difference between the two is their portrayal of terrorism.  For example, Hayley hooks up with a guy who claims to be a terrorist just to have sex with American girls, but who actually works a shitty menial job at Shawarma King. On Family Guy, all the Muslim people Peter associates with are actual…

There's a poster of Sexy Shelley on her wall, tucked behind the horses making out.

I rooted for Josh too.  Jimmy Jr. was only responding to Tina being unavailable.  That said, he killed in the Dance Off.

Sometimes I think the writers are headed for Zeke having a crush on Tina.  That's what I thought about Broadcast Wagstaff News anyway.

The first thing I ever shoplifted was peach schnapps…in Hawaii!

The Evil Étouffé.

Glenn Beck does cry a lot.

@avclub-04e0ee7f57cb99fce8677b2f946c35af:disqus The fist bump heard around the world was pretty manly.  But whatever she's rocking below the equator, Michelle's still the coolest first lady in recent memory.

Wetsuit Man will be trending on Twitter any minute now.

Quick!  Someone figure out what American Horror Story: Coven is an anagram of!

Ah, I may have to actually watch The Good Wife now.  Weixler's always been my number one celebrity crush.

@avclub-f9612d06549ffe449e39e34fae8e2549:disqus Eh, no harm done.  The original Bates Motel is a truly awful turd of a Cort film.  Just like a lot of Mr. Son of Hitler's work.

A 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix.  The clock and CD display was fucked, so it was always 35:4d o'clock.