Mmmm, TearBeer.

Charlie Rose was behind everything the whole time.

…thus driving him to leave the bar on a mission of vengeance shortly before the DEA arrives to apprehend him.

Ted fucked Todd.

You should mix the ice cream with the booze. Make a big ice cream/beer float.

"a practically lyrical marriage of misogyny and Dadaism"

it's the wacky but heartwarming story about a sociopath who has to go live with his nazi uncle in New Mexico!

I'm always sort of worried about coming off as sad/pathetic/creepy, which occasionally wins me points with girls who like the "shy sensitive guy" thing, but generally just makes me look sadder/more pathetic/creepier.

Whether or not it's for adults doesn't determine if it's good. Low Winter Sun is for adults, and we all know it sucks. Adventure Time is for kids, and it's fucking awesome.

I hope that this joke doesn't hit too close to home, or too near the bone.

So daring.

Fetid Stench of Sexual Frustration: The A.V. Club Story

Yeah! I'm sure it's definitely worth the constant objectification and condescension.

"Honey (Politically Conscious Version)" - Moby

TV is like music. There's a whole bunch of people who don't really care about it and pay attention to the lowest-common-denominator stuff, and there's a bunch of people who are really passionate about it and listen to the slightly less well-known but more artistically interesting stuff. The latter group are the ones…

@avclub-83dd0532c63f346e9c7cab0136732874:disqus He was talking to @avclub-164147531479146271930c0cf60598cd:disqus , not @jwood:disqus .

It's a grueling episode. Definitely not a pleasant one, but I think it sort of had to happen. "Ozymandias," as dark as it was, was almost exhilarating in its horror. "Granite State" reminds us of just how bleak the reality of it is.

I've never had a problem with 'idiot plots' or pulpiness in BB. One of the things that makes it so great is that it's not supposed to be realistic in a "this could happen to you" sort of way like so many other gritty dramas. As many people have pointed out, it's structured more like a Shakespearean tragedy than…

Even the lead-up is chilling. Crazed laughter is such a cliche that it's really hard to make it scary anymore, but that scene sends chills down my spin every time I watch it. The way he just suddenly shudders and jerks around screaming for a moment before sinking into hysterics is just so disturbing.

"Fuck you, Masters of Sex! And your eyebrows!"