I bet they go with Bill Hader.

I feel like anyone who unironically refers to Trump as "the Donald" should be automatically dismissed.

Unrelated, but did you guys ever see Il Mostro (The Monster), starring Roberto Benigni as a horny nerd who is mistaken for a serial killer/rapist? It sounds weird but it's hilarious.

I think at this point, that's what the GOP is hoping for: Trump gets elected, the Democrats impeach him within a year, Pence makes enough of a name for himself in the remaining three years to distance himself from Trump's memory and be a viable candidate in 2016.

Just want to say that "giving Trump an edible bouquet" is something you do NOT want to look up on Urban Dictionary.

NOBODY read what you wrote.

I heard the same thing about Tobey Maguire.

All I read from that title was 'Demi "The Rock" Johansson.' If that were a real person, I'd see this movie!

I have "The Time Machine Did It." It's ultra-lightweight reading, but also pretty much non-stop great one-liners strung together over the loosest of plots.

What is that guy's accent? It sounds like he learned to speak by listening to Scrooge McDuck and Stephen Hawking.

Well, the Wedding Singer was nostalgic for a time 13 years prior to its release, and American Graffiti took place only 11 years before it came out. So that's not even accelerated; we're right on schedule for early-aughts nostalgia.

Kumar married a bag of weed

I love impressions. When I was single, one of my first-date icebreaker tricks was to goad my date into doing an impression. I wasn't interested in seeing anyone who was afraid to act a little silly, and literally everyone can at least take a stab at a Kermit the Frog or whoever. Highly recommended.

The best thing about Cars 2 is that at least it's completely different from Cars. I didn't really care for either one, though.

I recall at one point reading that it was being developed as an Adam Sandler/Chris Farley vehicle, too.

Those programmers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

Just get Ving Rhames, dudes! "WE HAVE THE MEATS." Everyone thinks that's James Earl Jones anyhow.

Wow, really? I watched it for a 21-year-old Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Man, look at that print ad, with JLD holding the thong. If you showed me that picture with no text, and gave me ten guesses, I would not be able to tell who that was.

Nope—the actress was Emily Rutherfurd.