I'll be brutally honest: I don't have a lot of confidence in the long-term prospects of this relationship. She's not in a good place right now, and if you've got to convince her to have romantic feelings for you, you're always going to be afraid that she'll change back at some point.

This may not be the kind of thing you're thinking about, but are you familiar with the "Captain Underpants" series of kid's books? The latest one just casually revealed that one of the main prankster-kid characters is gay (they both meet their future selves, who are each married with children—only one of them, it…

They did! But to be fair, the 80s were a golden age for that style of wiseass: Chevy Chase in "Fletch," Michael Keaton in "Night Shift" (and more), Bill Murray in everything.

Man, that dude from Smash Mouth looks a lot like Ricky Gervais.

It's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember loving the first one. Definitely starts out as more of a suspense/comedy, which I think kind of heightens the horrific elements as it goes along, and I love the slow reveal that the villain is supernatural rather than just some psycho murderer.

I think the outrage comes more from a place focused on the fact that the profession (or "field of expertise") in question is high-profile, kind of glamorous/fun, and something that we know about and choose to support or not. If Victor Salva worked in an automobile factory, we wouldn't be discussing whether or not to…

Man, right up until I read this post I was sure the girl from "Jeepers Creepers" was Linda Cardellini! I can't believe I was wrong, but you're right—she was great looking.

He did film scenes from Zack and Miri Make a Porno there!

Taking King Kong off that island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

How about a thread where we all post how long it took before we stopped watching? I made it to 1:09 before I realized it wasn't going to get any better and gave up.

It's considerably weirder that his great-great-grandmother looks exactly like his mom. Barring some weird inbreeding, the two shouldn't be related at all.

I know you mean Fred Ward, but god help me I would watch the hell out of a Burt Ward version too.

I can't remember—did they say that about Alec Baldwin, too, or were we all just surprised when that's what he turned out to be?

I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out!

Definitely Drucker.

Please fir-give me.

If there is, leaf me out of it.

The only place you ever hear a genuine yinzer accent in national media is Lady Elaine Fairchild on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

This has nothing to do with the colorization, but I just wanted to say that the shot that immediately follows John Astin snapping, of Grandmama, Fester, and Wednesday staring bug-eyed off-camera totally cracks me up.

Did Rip Torn suffer a stroke or something? I know he's had a bunch of other personal problems, and I haven't seen him in anything for years, so it was kind of a shock to see how…off he is in this video.