You joke, but James Avery would kill it in that role.

"You're wearing my mustache."

The movie has a couple of cringe-worthy segments where they interview super-awkward fans in attendance (almost all of whom,as I recall, look like Kevin Smith characters), but it's otherwise a lot of fun. The Superman Lives story is definitely the highlight.

I read the article first and assumed it was a comedy.

Why a massacre?

R. Lee Ermey was really funny in that one.

I just finished Telegraph Avenue (I agree with the consensus of most reviews I've read: well-written, probably too wordy, still worth it), and am about to pick up Mr. Penumbria's 24 Hour Bookstore, based on its review here at the AV Club. I'm also halfway through Dr. John's autobiography, Under a Hoodoo Moon.

Oh yeah, I was being serious! When I saw that movie in the theater, a group of tween-age girls in front of me started rocking out to the end credits, dancing and singing along.

Oh yeah, I was being serious! When I saw that movie in the theater, a group of tween-age girls in front of me started rocking out to the end credits, dancing and singing along.

The best scene in Men In Black 3 was the Pitbull song played over the end credits.

The best scene in Men In Black 3 was the Pitbull song played over the end credits.

Half the score should just be different variations on "The William Tell Overture," right? The hard part's already been done!

Half the score should just be different variations on "The William Tell Overture," right? The hard part's already been done!

I'd say it was sappy, yeah, but not boring. Plus, that's the best idea in the whole story—the fact that this guy has to kill five years in the past just waiting around for his moment to come. It's kind of where the stakes come from—if he screws up, he can just go back to the portal and reset everything, but does he…

I'd say it was sappy, yeah, but not boring. Plus, that's the best idea in the whole story—the fact that this guy has to kill five years in the past just waiting around for his moment to come. It's kind of where the stakes come from—if he screws up, he can just go back to the portal and reset everything, but does he…

It was weird that he acknowledged the documentary crew so soon after that scene of him waiting for Angela naked (well, he had socks on) in the warehouse, though.

It was weird that he acknowledged the documentary crew so soon after that scene of him waiting for Angela naked (well, he had socks on) in the warehouse, though.

I can understand that. I'm kind of fascinated with how King has been working around his technophobia in recent stories. These days he seems a lot more comfortable writing something that takes place in the past, although he definitely slips up a lot and gives the 30-something narrator a lot more familiarity with…

I can understand that. I'm kind of fascinated with how King has been working around his technophobia in recent stories. These days he seems a lot more comfortable writing something that takes place in the past, although he definitely slips up a lot and gives the 30-something narrator a lot more familiarity with…

I'm about halfway through Stephen King's 11/22/63 and loving it so far (especially amazing since I've grown kind of weary of his later-period stuff). Next up is Dr. John's autobiography, Under a Hoodoo Moon.