There's very little I hate more in comments threads than this turn of phrase.  It's ugly.

My favorite comment the last time this thread happened was "The Chicken Brothers."  Take a bow, commentor whose name I forget.

Semper Fi, Joe.

*Colin Powell shoots several overweight Mafia guys*

COLIN POWELL: "To Mr. and Mrs. Man, a son, Ice."

I actually think it's kind of offensive that he has to act with an English accent in so many roles.  Let that Scottish lilt free!

BRING BACK VIDEOCRACY

I listened to Screaming for Vengeance for the first time a few weeks ago and it was impossible to hear Electric Eye as anything but NSA spying.

Oh man, I got Ding Chavez killed so many times in that game.

I'm always sympathetic to Nebraska dockworker Tommy and his girlfriend Gina, who works in that state famous for its diners.

Atlantic City was written by Springsteen.  Are you thinking of the Tom Waits cover Jersey Girl?

My machine she's a dud all stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of… uh, Muncie.

Ha, I would love to see that in a montage of government shutdown effects; Mapplethorpe shouting "Oh well, guys; take out the bullwhips."

Homosexual Enforcement Agents?  Michele Bachmann was right!

BRING BACK THE HEAD DETECTIVE!

Is Charlie Kaufman involved in any of these biopics?  I'd trust his take on Mister Rogers.

I wonder if the mockumentary The Grand will show up.  It's got a cameo from friend of the AV Club Brett Ratner!

Wow, this article's been up for two hours and the Narrator has not returned.

Finally, recurring Bridget Jones cameo guest Salman Rushdie needs the work!

If you can ignore the fact that you can see part of the object, I like to think that Dream Homer has invented the iPhone.