Only a Sorkin speech can free Bradley!  Oh wait, Sorkin wants him tortured some more.

Hot Ann Veal makeout scenes!  I can't wait to get married!

YVAN EHT NIOJ

MAYBE SHE WAS POISONED!

Bartleby; now there's a short story for you.

This is the closest we'll ever get to Wesley Willis covering the Party Posse classic YVAN EHT NIOJ.

"One machine gives the sense of freedom, a triumph over the physical limitations of the body.  The other machine, an opposite sense of interconnectedness, leaving the physical behind entirely.  But these sensations are lies.  Together, their cold, mechanical realities brutalize flesh with indifference.  I do not hate…

Aw, you missed the ending where she gets bitten by a radioactive ballet dancer.  It's an origin story!

*urgh begins listening to his favorite JJ Cale song Supersonic.*

Whoa, O'Neal is no longer Rich Texan!

He looks so much younger than I thought he was.  I thought he was one of the older Cheers veterans.  As badly as we'll miss him, it won't be enough for the impact he had.

ESTATE PLAN

"Hi, I'm Shia LaBeouf, star of the upcoming motion picture The Manhattan Projects.  I play scientist and man of action Richard Feynman.  We've got a CGI talking dog; it'll be great."

The Tapeworm That Saved Christmas

My favorite Bond Girl by far.

Just like when Obama won American President all other racism in politics ended.

Ah, found the video:

Justin Roiland's "Doc and Mharti" animation permanently ruined Back to the Future for me, so I'm scared of what this mad scientist will do to his younger charge.

I'm a big Cut Copy fan but apparently they now do nothing but send out NBA basketball tweets.

It's hardly coherent for D'Angelo to subtweet insults about repetitive storytelling in foreign cinema while praising a film that keeps repeating Walden quotes and ambient sound.