Ozymandias wins.

I had already made out of town plans for the weekend that he performed in Pittsburgh when they announced the tour dates. It ended up being one of the best weekends of my life, but I'm still pissed I missed out on the chance to see Dave live.

Um… Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is, like, in love with some girl.
But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or
something.

http://media.steampowered.c…

The guy who told the waitress what the bang bang was and the guy who said "yuck" about Vanessa were two different people.

Next week's cameo: Mr. Snrub, who comes from…someplace far away!

YOU CAN'T FAX GLITTER!

Tell him to give me Cat Party or it's going to be Talon Party. At your face's house.

I like to call it "Lost Wages"!

That was the best 40-minute washboard solo I've ever heard.

I knew I couldn't be the only person who didn't find Zoe's murder shocking in the least.

One of my favorite moments: http://youtu.be/uBUxt0ZC-T4…

TOOF STEALING BAFTERD

Just the tip.

Yeah, well…just wait'll the new DSM comes out. Then we'll see.

Next season premiere: Walt thinks he's died after everyone in Albuquerque decides to pretend he doesn't exist.  In order to pass on to the afterlife, he enlists the help of Badger (who is the only person in town who isn't in on the plan), and makes fruit baskets for Jesse, Skyler, Hank, Saul, Jane's dad, Kaylee,…

Next season premiere: Walt thinks he's died after everyone in Albuquerque decides to pretend he doesn't exist.  In order to pass on to the afterlife, he enlists the help of Badger (who is the only person in town who isn't in on the plan), and makes fruit baskets for Jesse, Skyler, Hank, Saul, Jane's dad, Kaylee,…