Yeah, screw those independent movies that are normally better than the mainstream drek! They should just give the award to the movie that grosses the most, that would be more fair.

I don't know about you, but I certainly won't be fooled again.

Just terrible. The only thing he has going for him is the "What I'm Playing Right Now" section of his profile.

I've read 1984 at least a dozen times…just a fantastic piece of literature.

We used to get cases of the mini spray cans for free at college as some sort of marketing ploy, so we would Axe-bomb peoples' rooms. Take a nickel and a length of scotch tape, tape the nickel down over the spray nozzle and toss the canister into someone's room/loft. Throw multiple for bonus points.

How will we know whether or not to like an episode if there's no grade?!

BURN.

What, no updates on the 600 extras?
I need a snark-filled newswire post to give me the names of the 600 extras who will be throwing up the three-finger salute when Katniss volunteers for the games. Also, in a completely unrelated note, I think newswire is the only word with "wsw" in it and—as such—is awkward to type;…

@Periwinkle: Haymitch is 40/41 in the books. He won the 50th hunger games when he was 16 and the first book is the 74th year of the games. But on a much more important note, are you seriously worried that Woody will look 50 in the movie? It's a movie, they have…oh, what's it called again…oh, right, MAKEUP.

Cool idea, terribly executed, but with actors talented enough to push it into mediocre territory instead of it being simply bad. You won't regret seeing it, but you won't exactly be dying to discuss it over the water cooler the next day.

This may come as a bit of a shock, but I'm with Team Cynic on this one.

ted: You nailed it.

His presence is prevalent (though without much dialogue) during the group training and private training sessions. Also his DEATH—as punishment for letting both Peeta and Katniss SURVIVE the 74th Hunger Games—is pivotal in paving the way for Heavensbee taking over as Head Gamemaker and the ensuing District Revolt.

It's not Canadian if Dave Coulier isn't involved in some way.

I love how they out-ran the water rushing inland. Seriously, something like 30% of the coast was wiped out by that tidal wave and they just so happened to be at the very edge of its reach. But of course they were going to make it, they were carrying a baby.

If anyone tosses a smoke grenade the fps will drop to like, 15.

HipsterDBag wins this post. ALL OTHER COMMENTS MAY CEASE.

"We'll let you keep the foot."

I'm the best parts of both, life is great.

Smurfs are asexual
They don't have reproductive organs under those little white pants.