She also wasn't bad in that baseball movie. Not uproariously funny but charming-funny.

I remember a stand-up routine with material which, at least to me, was clearly not solely hers. (Based on comparison with her then-running talk show.) She did a Melanie Griffith impersonation that I remember to this day, and still makes me laugh. "I-wanna-HOT-fucking-duuuoooog."

Um. Spoiler alert.

Jesus Christ, that Dexter/Jimmy Smits one!

Counterpoint: She actually … is, when she has good material. (I.e., when she's not writing it herself).

I just fundamentally disagree with the entire premise of this article. If the idea is to unhinge Dear Leader even further and make him more likely to fire Bannon - and it is in my book, anyway - then Rosie's the perfect choice. He wigged out over McCarthy as Spicer precisely BECAUSE a woman played him. That's how…

That'd work - but personally, I'd rather her play Trump's reflection in the mirror.

What you did? It is there, and I see it.

Really? See, I love it. I'm twisted that way, though, admittedly.

Wait - are we sure-sure Alice was killed off for real? As in … for ever? I mean - spoiler alert for the books, inasmuch as that may end up applying here, or not - but … that's not _quite_ what happened in the source material.

I came to salt human slugs and drink margaritas, and I'm all out of tequila.

And the makeup. And HER, OMG she was freakin' brilliant. Just - brava. All the way around.

My version of this ten years ago: "Hate? Hate's an awfully strong word. I guess I just don't care for some things … like country music? Maybe? But then again, there's *some* country I actually kinda like, and I do have a weird fondness for, like, honest to god bluegrass, soooo…"

He's the universal donor … of loooooooove.

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Sure. We'll go with that.

BRB ENTERING

"…you might have been rewarded with the disbelieving shrieks of fans watching some of their most beloved fictional characters getting ripped apart in spectacularly violent ways, all in direct contradiction with the source material."

So, I used to be an actor, and my first paying gig was - don't laugh - in an outdoor drama playing a Native American. (I'm as white Irish American as they come.) (… OK you can laugh a little. And cringe. I cringe a lot.)

Huh. That's a first. Someone actually *claiming* Andrew Jackson.

Yeah but this is just all wrong.