Those titties aren't retarded!

Excellent reference. And in context! I applaud you, sir.

Excellent reference. And in context! I applaud you, sir.

She was my ogling gold medalist.

She was my ogling gold medalist.

Finally caught up with the modern incarnation of Doctor Who. Thinking about it, I realized my favorites list of the show makes no sense… Favorite Doctor/companion combo: Tennant/Piper… Favorite season: Four… Favorite showrunner: Moffat.

Finally caught up with the modern incarnation of Doctor Who. Thinking about it, I realized my favorites list of the show makes no sense… Favorite Doctor/companion combo: Tennant/Piper… Favorite season: Four… Favorite showrunner: Moffat.

You must not be a very efficient masturbator. (Side note: spellcheck denies the existence of masturbators. I am guessing our computers have grown disgusted with us. Porn is the last straw for the machines and is the catalyst for the impending uprising, it would seem.

You must not be a very efficient masturbator. (Side note: spellcheck denies the existence of masturbators. I am guessing our computers have grown disgusted with us. Porn is the last straw for the machines and is the catalyst for the impending uprising, it would seem.

I really love soccer so this is a bit skewed:

I really love soccer so this is a bit skewed:

And Rory just smoked the PGA.

And Rory just smoked the PGA.

She is crazy hot and an absolute assassin on the court. I'm with you in the ogledome, worker.

She is crazy hot and an absolute assassin on the court. I'm with you in the ogledome, worker.

That actually sounds awesome.

That actually sounds awesome.

jamaican me crazy

jamaican me crazy

I hate you so much right now.