In that distance. Finishing like that. I'm surprised he didn't just pass the fuck out.

I noticed that, and then I immediatley felt bad for noticing she has a pretty nice ass. Thanks, NBC, for making this 32 year-old feel like a pervert.

I noticed that, and then I immediatley felt bad for noticing she has a pretty nice ass. Thanks, NBC, for making this 32 year-old feel like a pervert.

I've always wondered why four touches can slip into beach volleyball.

I've always wondered why four touches can slip into beach volleyball.

I feel like Raisman's worked better for several reasons. That first tumbling pass actually made me say "ooh", and as much as Ponor was charming and sexy, Raisler's choice of music got the adrenaline going. So even on the impression tip it was more effective, I think. Like a statement losing to an exclamation.

I feel like Raisman's worked better for several reasons. That first tumbling pass actually made me say "ooh", and as much as Ponor was charming and sexy, Raisler's choice of music got the adrenaline going. So even on the impression tip it was more effective, I think. Like a statement losing to an exclamation.

Ponor got kinda ripped-off on her score. I might feel that way due to the fact that her grown woman body made the dance elements of her routine, ahem, more interesting. I think everybody got the right medal though. Aly's routine was fantastic. (What was with the Romanian lady and that quiet Pink Floyd cover?)

Ponor got kinda ripped-off on her score. I might feel that way due to the fact that her grown woman body made the dance elements of her routine, ahem, more interesting. I think everybody got the right medal though. Aly's routine was fantastic. (What was with the Romanian lady and that quiet Pink Floyd cover?)

I was thinking Drifter's Escape.

I was thinking Drifter's Escape.

Side note: I used to feel embarassed ordering a Baconator, then I realized that "Baconator" is the coolest name of anything ever. (though I prefer Baconator 2)

Side note: I used to feel embarassed ordering a Baconator, then I realized that "Baconator" is the coolest name of anything ever. (though I prefer Baconator 2)

Miller for the win! That was fantastic. I thank you kind sir.

Miller for the win! That was fantastic. I thank you kind sir.

WAY too well written.

WAY too well written.

^my first spambot reply!^

^my first spambot reply!^

I was being a bit sarcastic, because NBC's coverage of the gymnastics has been particularly frustrating and nationalistic, but yeah I like Mustafina too.