false gherkin

"… instead they got a shipment of potatoes… and Pringles is a laid back company, so they said 'fuck it, slice 'em up'" (extreme paraphrase)

I have been informed that heaven will smell like the airport.

Cool, so I wasn't the only one to notice that.

Christ, we need basketball back so he can stop trying to announce football.  Terrible, just terrible.

I actually still listen to music via discman, and I fucking love that thing.  Also, production actually matters on cd, just sayin'… I will nerd elsewhere now.

Was getting a bit choked up myself.

I still enjoy The Office.  I know, I know… whatever.

My problem is that I have no depth perception, but also don't understand how 3D movies work exactly.  This makes me think of two possible scenarios (neither of them desirable): I will not be able to see the 3D, and will just be out the money and down because I didn't get to share that experience with the others there…

That is such an arcane and esoteric reference, I am giving you a "like", jumble-of-letters. It is only out of obligation.

I don't know where to insert this (that's what she said), but I have never laughed harder than the Box of Fingers in The Ring video.  I have no idea why but I just fucking lost it.  My friends were fairly standoffish for a while.

E-fucking-nough… these are both amazing shows (my two favorites, in fact).  If Louie and Sunny were back-to-back, I suspect there would be tha same apples and oranges arguments.  Fuck all the nitpickery.  Great shows are great shows.  If it brings me happiness, then I am on board.  That said; our backs are against the…

Okay, I should have scrolled further.

I know "big black mariah" has keith on it, but not sure beyond that… Is there an IMDB for music? If not, then why not? Get on it, interwebs!

I just wanted to say that I might be a little in love with you.  Two reasons: you find Richard Harrow sexy, and you think Tom Waits is good stripping music. 

god bless you trill… that is my favorite youtube video ever… he has confetti in his hair!

…and that one song from the viagra commercials playing over the credits…

As a huge Chargers fan, I enjoyed the Mike Tolbert jokes.  So, yeah, sometimes my nerdings dovetail nicely.

here is my rundown of the quality of avclub commenters… tv>film>food>pencils>politics>alcohol>music… and i am not even a big fan of ryan adams (though he does have some pretty great songs), but this whole "i did not see it on vh1 and therefore is not entitled to be talked about in a way that would satisfy the music…

ivan calderon
steve balboni
carmelo martinez
chuck cecil
that one guy
rusty staub
kevin mitchell
and most importantly… mackey-fucking-sasser