Do you think it is more important to make yourself and
others happy as often as possible, or, to leave the world a better place? Yes, I realize that the former could arguably
lead to the latter, but please do your best to answer this question with
adequate distinction. As it pertains to
how you live your life, which is…

why were you late?

yeah, so wtf!?! I have wasted 3 minutes now.

Not interested in a trade, but if you need change, I can break your "9/11 was an inside job!" for a dozen or so "Ron Paul 2012"s

Ren & Stimpy or GTFO

♪♫lawyers gonna litigate-ate-ate♪♫

A meteorologist was saying this thing would measure a "category 6" if such a thing existed, but it doesn't…because no one ever thought a storm could get that big. 200+mph winds is equal to that of an F5 tornado ("The Finger of God" [Twister, 1996]). But this isn't a tornado, it's a goddamn category 6 hurricane…

Man, Mexico's gonna get fucked up right now. The power of this hurricane is truly incomprehensible.

(just pinch-hitting)

"Hey, Internet, existential somethingorother, huh? Welp, see you later!"

I thought we were all pretending that's just an unfounded rumor still, no?

never noticed Carolyn Jones' flirty smirk on snaps 5 and 6.

Funny, I'm thinking of cutting the cord myself.

Here in Oakland it was awkward and seemed a little forced. My wife and I actually wondered if those that got up -almost on perfect queue- were plants, in an attempt to bring some much needed energy into the room.

It is. It is a tumor.

You ever find yourself on Google Maps reading reviews of whatever place for like two seconds before you realize you are reading Google reviews and then switch over to Yelp?

"…so Los Angeles’ emergency services didn’t know…"

The Real Ghostbusters…that had a gorilla or something didn't it?

If I could just get through one day without hearing, seeing, or reading a reference to Soul Asylum…just one goddamn day!

Sorry for your loss. Lost someone great the same way back in January. I definitely "miss the way we used to argue," and an endless list of other things.